Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Thomas and Adam Vol. III

Me:  So, Adam, what did you get for Christmas?

Adam:  A snake. 

Me:  Wow!  Really?  Did you name it? 

Adam:  Yeah.  I named him Ray Lewis. 

Me:  Ray Lewis?  You mean... the football player? 

Adam:  Yeah.  He's the linebacker for the Ravens.  They're my favorite team. 

Thomas: Wait, wait, wait.  You named your snake a person's name? 

Adam:  Yep. 

Thomas:  Why?  It's NOT a PERSON Adam!  It's a snake. 

Adam:  It's a reptile. 

Thomas:  Yeah dude... but why did you...

Adam:  Leave me alone Thomas... Ray Lewis is the best player in the NFL... and tough! 

Me:  Yeah.  He's a bad man. 

Adam:  No he's not.  He's not bad at all.  He's really, really, good.  Probably an All -Pro.